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October 08
I’m sure there’s more then 69 things that I have done in my life but I guess it might get tiring to do write them all out. Not to mention BORING. The number 69 is a coincidence by the way. I’m not that desperate to make a funny number.
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
( ) snuck out of a parent’s house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 8
Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of your
msn friends
(x) been to Paris
( )been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x)thrown out for drinking
SO FAR: 16
Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of msn
(x) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
( ) love/like someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes
go by
( ) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 21
Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
SO FAR: 26
Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 30
Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else’s ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
SO FAR: 31
Level 11
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer (a plastic one with santa at myer)
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 36
Level 13
(x) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 39
Level 14
(x) hated de way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed wit post-it notes
SO FAR: 43
Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 46
Level 16
(x) cried urself 2 sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x)recently coloured with crayons/colored
pencils/markers
( )sang karaoke
( )paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came
out of your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x)watched the sun set with someone you
care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach (until super loser dude put it out)
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
(x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full
of people
(x) gone roller skating/ blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) Humped a monkey
SO FAR: 60
Level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge(small one)
( ) screamed “penis” at a football game.
( ) swimming with dolphins
SO FAR: 61
Level 21
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice
cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) can do a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 3 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 66
Level 23
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
( ) aren’t scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 68
Level 25
( ) believe in ghosts
(x) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail
SO FAR: 69 June 11 So I know there's many of fans out there that have been crying themselves to sleep because of my recent lack of msning (yes there's a grand total of one: Miss Fabulous Jessica wooo) but because yet again uni sucks I've been busy of course like every other uni student out there so no, I am not unique or special. However what makes me special is its my blog and your stuck here reading it.
Please wish me luck for several reasons:
- My big important design final assignment scary presentation is on Tuesday. Which i am currently procrastinating from doing (dont you think procrastinating is so overused nowdays? I need to find a replacement....hmm none are quite as articulate
- My big important scary interview on Wednesday morning for a new job. Lets hope get it, mainly cos I've told everyone about it now and it would be a bitch to say "oh um no i didnt get that job I've been bragging about." But really I have a pretty good chance of getting it because my friend works there and has put a good word in for me and they're desperate for someone to start asap. However there is that whole booked holiday away to Fiji that may influence their decision in a negative way. And I'd miss my myer people heaps of course and the easiness of it all, no real thinking involved hehe.
- My big scary exam on friday...which will be bleh....beyond bleh I think.
- Saturday night is WILD BOYS AFLOAT! whoa! So male strippers are pretty entertaining but to me they just give off a gay vibe, all that nakedness with other guy thing. By the way its a hen's night so that's a good excuse to see male strippers. (Yes i need lucked wish for that too.)
It's not exactly several reasons but four is enough. Right back to work... April 30
So blogs are about wearing your life on your sleave and here's yet another example. I had bad service at Friday's in Brisbane and my dad and I wrote this cranky pants email to them (I really want them to send me free stuff to make up for it...but alas I think all I've got is the appologetic phone call...) Anyways...
BOYCOTT FRIDAYS WITH ME!
Dear Sir/Madam,
On the 21st of April, I took up an offer advertised on your Web site of a $100 bar tab and free entrance for my party once I had arranged fifteen guests to attend your establishment. I personally made the booking in early March, approximately two weeks later I then changed the booking by phone. On the evening, an hour before hand, I confirmed the booking by phone and all seemed in order.
Upon arrival we found out that nothing was officially booked and we were told by your door staff that we couldn’t get in with this offer. After some clarification that I had in fact made a booking the issue was resolved, albeit unwillingly and with attitude. This confusion embarrassed me and my guests and I thought it unnecessary and unprofessional.
The next difficulty was trying to get the promised bar tab and it appeared to me and my guests that your staff did not how the process worked. My party was then moved to another bar to use the tab, yet this bar was inadequately stocked, limiting our choice and to add extra annoyance, some of the equipment necessary for mixing drinks was not working.
I feel that your staff were unfriendly, not customer focussed, poorly trained and made no move to apologise for the mix up, just assuming that I was in the wrong and had not booked.
Even more importantly our impression was that your staff just didn’t care, which could have been because I was not a paying customer. Except the fact that they all seem to have forgotten was that I was still a customer.
We are your target demographic and the thirty of my friends and work mates that attended over the course of the evening will be telling their wider group of friends of how we were treated. I can assure you that we will not be going to your club any time soon.
If something is advertised you expect it to be fulfilled as described, yet my experience was disappointing. The service I received affected my night and effectively put a shadow on my 20th birthday celebration.
I suggest you rethink your procedures, training, management, staff selection, customer management and advertising so that you don’t lose as much patronage as what you did last weekend.
Sincerely,
Miss Send Me Something Free to Make Up For It April 29 So yes this is an odd entry of mine, but quite possibly the most entertaining ever. Most of you that I have enlightened already have certainly thought so. And if you are the real Emily we want to meet you!
A little background is needed to appreciate why I have explicit content...a couple of weeks ago my brother Andrew was at the bus stop, just chilling out waiting for the bus since thats what you do at bus stops. He glances down at the seat beside him and he sees a piece of paper only about the five by nine centimetres folded up very precisely, and on it are the words:
Andrew
I love U
Even the little 'o' in love is infact shaped as a heart. Tied around it is a peice of red string carefully with tiny little bows, delicate work I must say. Andrew is pretty sure its not for him as he hasn't been going around flirting and falling in love with anyone lately.
Looking around for who it could belong to he concludes since he is the only one at the bus stop its fair game to read it. What he read changed his life and the lives of those close to him forever. Read on to find the contents of this mysterious note. Warning not for the faint hearted and those under the age of 18 and over the age of 35.
Andrew
Oh please Andrew if you let me go with you I wont
let any other boys fuck me or do any sex things for them ever
again and I wont suck them off anymore ether. I promise but I
will suck your big penis right down my throte so you can finish and squirt
all of you come down there how you like me to whenever you want me to.
Oh fuck please I love you so much my cunt squeezes and thobs for you all the
time and I cunt stop thinking about you all the time even in class at school, please
Andrew and if you let me go with you and go round ther after school
every afternoon and Saturdays while you Mum is at work, I wont wear any
panties ever again like you wanted and you can fuck me as much as you like
whenever you want to. And i will let you watch my two big sheped dogs fuck me
every thursday night when you come around to my place while mum is a work until
late that night and we can get naked like that time before and you can take turns with them
to fuck me when they finish squirting all of their comeright up inside me while I am down on
my hands and knees and they each get down. Oh fuck I want you I will do anything for you.
and i will straddel you with my legs wide apart and ride your beautiful big penis so it gose
right up my cunt inside me so you can watch it dispearing right up between my legs. oh fuck
please want me Andrew and i will let you do whatever you like to me. I will even kneel down
so you can hold my head in our hands and let you face fuck me right down my throte oh please
please say you will I will be so good to yo and do whatever you aske me to. oh please! I just want to
be with you forever and I will lift my knees right up in the air and open my legs
really wide so you can lick my cunt as much as you want to
I love you
Emily
xxx
So I dont think there is much left to say Emily took the words right out of our mouths I'll bet. There are many theories on the Emily note and soon it shall rival the Davinci Code (eat your heart out Dan Brown). I'd love to hear all your theories on who Emily is, why she wrote it, is she really writing it or is it a forgery, was she married to Mary Magdalene, or is she infact Mary Magdalene? Or is there no mystery at all and Emily is just some sick horny and desperate school girl thats taken a liking to my big brother? March 24
Make an opportunity out of misfortune, that is my lesson of the day ladies and kiddies. Why have I gotten all Confucius on you? Well, I was indeed a bit of a slack bum last year at university, you may have understood that from my blogs about hating uni and so forth. This year I have decided to stop hating it and finally get into it, to actually be doing it because I want to do it and enjoy doing it. I failed a class in my slack bum year and I have to retake it next year and then do another class like a post requisite for it. I was pretty dissapointed that I failed and had to wait a whole year of doing pretty much nothing while my uni friends will go on next year to do their 4th year. Felt like a lazy little loser really. Anyway, long story short, I found out about doing minors at uni because this chick in my unit is majoring in Interior design and minoring in Architecture...well it didn't appeal to me for quite sometime, until I was having those deep and meaningful thoughts about my future in the shower and it just clicked! I should just get of my bottom and do something with the year that will help me out in the future. Thus at the end of next year when I graduate I will have a Bachelor of Built Environment majoring in Architectural Studies minoring in Interior Design. How cool does that sound? Then after the two years after that of my post graduate degree I'll have a Bachelor of Architecture. Woo! But now I have just realised counting this year I still have 4 years of uni to go...
Maybe its something about turning twenty in twenty days or maybe its the 3 strands of grey hair I found at my temple last week (I have now dyed them, apparently its a lot to do with stress I thought that was myth...and Vitamin B deficiency...) but I really need to start setting some life goals because yes I am actually living my life right now. It just always seems like I'm waiting for something. Waiting to finish my degree so I can go get a job, waiting for the someone special to come into my life (preferably totally adorable and rich), waiting to finish this blog so I can go off and do my assignment that I can also wait to finish. So finally I'm getting my life together, making big important adult decisions. And as now cliched as I may have made it seem now in this blog: made an opportunity out of misfortune. GO TEAM ME!
Wow I am feeling quite sleepy today...so cant work out why...Might it be the late night phone calls till 5 in the morning? Just found out that it actually is light at that time. Crazy isn't it? Well as sleepy as I am my uber inner nerd (no not ho) says: do your assignment. CIAO! March 06
Wow, just somedays people get it right on the money don't they?
Take for instance dear stockwell, quoting directly from his blog:
" Anyway, back to me. I read somewhere that things always come full circle, or at least the person who wrote what i read believed that (if the person who wrote that is reading this, I remember where I read it but I didn't want to name names *HUG*). I have a similar belief, but not quite. It seems for me that things always work out, everytime, without fail, I have people who can vouch for me. Its not that this isn't great, its just that it kinda scares me a little. Its just that everything in my life has worked out in my favour, and for the favour of those who i care about and at some point this great run of good forture is going to run out and that is not a time I look forward too. This idea of my good fortune running out scares me just that little extra bit because the more I think about my luck the more I think its going to run out. In a way I guess this is good because it will prepare me for my lack of luck. But think about it, if everything has worked out ok your whole life and then one day it just stops working out, what the fuck do you do. I feel as though I have never had to deal with anything major at all, like I've been sheltered from anything that my further damage my already damaged psyche. I don't think I would have as much trouble dealing with this luck if i were a religious person because I could justify it as God taking care of me, or if i were superstitious I could attribute it to some sort of karma. But I can't, its not karma because I'm not a very nice person, I don't think its God because I'm sure he has people who need looking after more than I do and, and, and ,and.............
Breathe in...
Breathe out...
I think I may just have to accept that one day I'm going to wake up and everything is going to go arse over tit and I'm just going to have to find a way to deal with it all... I dunno about you guys, but I can't wait. "
Its just what I always think! Its scary how many times I have thought this same thought, and then because I may be slightly more superstitious than Stockwell I try to avoid thinking about it so not to jinx myself. Also scary to admit that I think like stockwell...okay just kidding there are deeper sides to you stephen :P
But then again, I think i'd much rather have this 20 years of nothing happening rather then constant crapola days to prepare you for life. It makes me more naive yes, but still. And i can sure wait for that arse over tit day. I honestly thought it was going to be today (maybe this is why stockwell's blog hit so hard) because i had a terrible dream last night and all day i was expecting that phone call that said my dream came true. Well nightmare I mean of course. I guess like he says Breathe in...Breath out... February 27
Dear Diary,
I really really really don’t want to go to uni today. So if you could ask the diary gods pretty pretty pretty please say I don’t have to go and do all that horrible work and be under all that horrible stress all for a little piece of paper that says I can make a building.
Love Always
Ally xoxo
Soooo anyway got that out of my system no more uni bitching this blog as that could get rather tiresome.
What’s new I hear you ask? Well there are quite a few new things in my life: I bought a new pair of pants the other day, I have grown new skin cells over night I’m sure, I have a new blog entry (this one), and I have a new itchy bite on my foot from some evil mosquito. No I’m not that boring that they are the only new things in my life, just can’t be that bothered to get too personal on here lol.
Over my loooong four month break I haven’t really done that much that warrants much interest but you know it was great. I love having that much time to do anything I want to which usually does end up being nothing. Nothing is the way of life. So to whichever god that decided we needed 3-4 months off life I salute you!
What I really did besides nothing: got a new romantic interest oooh (thus the flowers in my pictures lol), I’ve seen many movies, watched 3 seasons of dawson’s creek (yes!), holiday away to straddie, drank many litres of alcohol (that’s over a long period of time), worked an obscene amount of hours at myer, planned holidays to fiji and then a cruise, had Christmas and new year, spent lots of money on clothes that don’t all fit into my cupboard, discovered a new love for cheeseburgers after drinking, stayed up all night watching the sunrise, got a computer in my bedroom, got a really short haircut, learned how to play the best game ever Asshole (cos I can win it hehe), slept, went to kickboxing (once ouch), played a guitar, realised that a lot of the people I went to school now look and act like eminem, only got sunburnt once and only on my shins, didn’t save nearly enough money.
Hmm maybe I am really boring. Those are my highlights lol. I was planning on this blog been only a paragraph but as always it seems to grow. By the way, doesn't the word 'new' look funny now. It could me just me.
January 02 Hello world I haven’t seen you for a while I’ve been living in an air-conditioned work bubble. Thankfully I only have 10 hours next week so I can get back to actually having holidays seeing as in now less than two months I’m back at uni....ew.
I’m so cool I sent out 52 generic Christmas messages on the big day and 31 came back so thankyou to all that was bored or excited enough to write me one. I’m loved by 59% of you! Christmas of day was good but mainly great cos I had a day off from work lol.
New years was average I must say. Mainly because there was no one to make out with lol. I made my friend have a bbq pool party gathering thing which would have been great on any other night but there’s just so much focus on new years must be totally awesome. In fact I was just in the middle of a conversation at 12 cos we nearly forgot but sprinted outside to dance around a bit to welcome the new year in, though a minute or two late.
Random PG New Year Resolutions
- Come up with a New Year resolution that has never been thought of before (does this one count? Well it is my list so what is say goes.) DONE
- Convince dad to buy me my very own lap top yeah!
- Hit at my brother cos he’s just taking a picture of me. DONE
- Become less violent.
- Take pictures of my brother when he doesn’t want it and delete the ones he just took. DONE
- Clean out my room, paint and redecorate it
- Paint a picture for my room. And/Or do something creative.
- This one is here in hope that maybe it will happen one day: Uni work and lots of it. I’ve got to think positive!
- Find where that giant spider went that was in the corner of the room a minute ago and is now AWOL
- Figure out how to upload the pictures from the new camera to humiliate my brother.
- All the things on my first post of things I should do but just don’t.
I think I'm doing pretty well so far lol.
I ’ve also had an epiphany: Life is just not like hollywood. Any problem that I have isn’t going to be neatly sorted in an hour and forty minutes. And my perfect man isn’t going to stop my plane/bus/transportation vehicle(inconveniently to the other passengers of course) to win me back to live happily ever after or till at least when the credits roll up.
November 30
Yup I’ve got the proof finally. Thanks to Stockwell my private detective he’s discovered a top secret way to find out how many people have viewed your space (that’s in settings and statistics yeh its really not that unobvious. I guess I’m not curious enough to explore everything).
So this little space of mine has had 1107 people view it since its creation and 50 people this week. Now just think if all of those people had put a little HI on my space how big would my ego be right now?? How many more people would I now know???
A little task for all of you silent viewers write me a comment to say HI! Or even HELLO! If you’re adventurous that is. I’ll write on yours too... November 07 maybe i am currently:
creating a quiz (yeh that’s right I wrote it) for mainly my own amusment and in the vain hope that some fellow bored net lovers like yourself will read this and be kind enough to also fill it out and post it up here for the whole world to laugh and point at. But please don't let humiliation deter you
obsessed with:
my blog, the holidays, sex and the city box set, my new perfume
singing to:
I think I'm Crazy, think I'm Stupid
must of lost my mind,
well wi' what I'm thinking
loving you cuz boy if you were mine
I'd really go insane, you'd be my favourite thing,
I go ballistic yeah your making me a Crazy Chick
looking at:
the computer screen and my cat sleeping in a patch of sunlight
flirting with:
the idea of finding an amusing answer that doesn’t actually reveal who I am really flirting with
wanting to:
find motivation to do everything I should be doing
excited to:
go pluck my eyebrows…no really it’s a strange fetish that I shouldn’t mention for fear of blackmail oh well too late
chatting to:
n o o n e cos I wouldn’t be able to give this my full concentration that it truly deserves
thinking about:
about a certain person non-stop …ooh are you them? I bet you’re wondering
believing in:
what the genius madonna said: “your soul mate is the person that pushes all your buttons – pissess you off on a regular basis and makes you face your shit. It’s not ‘easy’ but I don’t want easy. I’m thankful every day that I married a man who makes me think. That is my definition of true love.”
NB this is the only time I will claim madonna’s genius all other times are negotiable
reminiscing about:
naughty things
avoiding doing:
the study for my exam next Thursday of course
wishing that:
I had a chocolate
daydreaming about:
going on our cruise…okay so its ages away but daydreaming will still happen
quoting this:
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
fairy bread:
no thankyou, I just ate
hating my:
itchy bite on my knee and how my money accelerates out of my account
loving my:
hair – I had a good hair day lol…its vain but hey its my blog
wearing my:
short shorts and black t with sequins
playing with:
my watch strap cos its broken so kind of making it more broken
meowing at:
yeh some crazy fool sure thought of this crazy fool question
bored with:
what else? uni and day time tv and tom cruise and katie holmes
disliking the:
stupid annoying creation of sponge bob square pants
liking the:
yummy lunch I just ate created by yours truly
learning that:
life is too short not to live in the present moment so we should stop regretting the past and worrying about the future
your turn now! November 02 I found another annoying typing habbit:
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and as a sub point:
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Admitedly 3.1 looks cool and might even be an actual font? but the full stops instead of spaces? its weird. On number 3. I can see the artistic direction they were aiming for....but yeh they missed.
Ouch I'm a bitch but I am stressed out and this is my only form of release at the moment.
PS. Again appologises to those I've made examples of. Its not just you in particular, its all of you that do it that should have their keyboards removed from beneath their fingers.
There’s plenty of annoying things in this world but the thing that tops the list at the moment is:
- wen peps talk lik dis. Duz it make ne sense 2 u
See I cant even do it properly. I admit I’m not a perfect typist and succumb to using typical msn lingo of course, but the point is it makes it EASIER. This crazy talk is HARD.
I’m sorry to whoever chick this is but you’re going to be made an example of. Please do not hunt me down and kill me. So yes this is an extract from her blog:
heloOo`z ! . .. oOoOo h e h e . . . .it wuz mi bday on satttt trned d A bIG 18!!!!! ...
our party night wif CUUUUNNNNiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaallllLLLLL wuzz sikkkk..!!!!!!
tAnk-q fo' all dah b--daii wishezzz mwaaa * x x X O o o *
well it aLL started at tha ViC!! wherewe only spent about two minz... cauz t wuz shitty...wuz
packd buh borinz... den we cruised off to dah GEEEEEmm which was pretty dead 4 a while but we
started drinkn n wer gettin on way 2 bein totalii fukd up... after leavin the gem we cruised to the gRIfff fukin 10bux entry..load of shit.. no farkin dJ!!!!
..wuzz yukk.. den we cruised uptown whilst still drinkn our cruiserzzzz .. den meetin up wit da boyzzz up town n headin off to the gemm which waz absoluutttellyy PACKKEDD !!!! uz drunkn shits jumpd on da dance floor n tried yes tried to dance... aftahhh dat we saw few old good mate'z from outta town haha... hahah...
This is what I can translate it to:
Hello...oooo hehe...it was my birthday on Saturday. Turned a big 18!
Our party night with (????) was sick.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes (blowing kisses)
Anways you get the point I hope. That was brainstrain enough translating that, so just think about the mental power that girl must have to write her entire space in the lingo. It’s like being bi-lingual.
But really it just annoys the hell out of me. Coming a close second is:
- wHeN pEoPlE dO tHiS
This is also hard to write and to read so doing it has no purpose as it doesn’t look cool, just like you’re 13 and annoying.
That’s all that I can come up with for tonight and I'm sure I'm not the first person to rant about these annoying habbits...but be warned if I ever catch any of you doing the previous mentioned annoying habbits, you’ve lost my respect in advance. October 27
I’ve read a few blogs over these past few moments of my life and I’ve noticed a similar theme in most of them. That is, the intense dislike of University and general bitching about how gay it is. So it would be rebelious of me to go against this thought right?
I intensely dislike uni.
To avoid doing my work which desperately needs doing, I am now watching two middle age ladies on tv make christmas decorations. Now, they’re really nice decorations but it just proves the level of desperation I am at.
Also I thought I would be productive before and I did a half hour walk on the treadmill which made me realise how out of shape I am cos I could have kept going but my muscles were all knotted up. OUCH.
Soon I’m planning on calling up Nova to win first prize in DON’T BE CALLER THREE. I’ll write again if I win. Got to think positive.
OH god Martha Stewart is on tv next...I really should change the channel at least if I’m not going to do my work.
Damnit Jennifer I just lost the game.
PS. Many Australians are most likely to not know of Richard Simmons...I've just seen him with Martha (cos I didnt change the channel. He is the only person who truly scares me. |  |
August 10 Another Heath and Wellness and Sanity message:
I know I’m not alone in thinking that you feel you are somewhat invincible to the effects of over consumption of alcohol namely tequila...As a mid-teenager when I started out drinking cruisers and the like I was warned by older generations not to mix alcohols. I didn’t pay attention to this because on numerous occasions I had in fact mixed my cruisers with oh my midori! Ooohh! I know.
But then slowly I aged, yes I turned 18. Then I got to go out and start drinking real drinks like real-made-right-in-front-of-you-with-so-many-ice-cubes-its-not-worth-the-$5.50-you-payed-for. And then there is always Champagne (shudder). The work Christmas party cheaped out and CHARGED US $20 ENTRY and still only had beer and wine. And later we found out champagne...OH the disaster it caused especially since the adjoining bar had its free drinks for members on at exactly the same time where I consumed vodka and a bit of tequila. Then it mixed with the champagne. You know what happened. I also had to work the next day...oooohhhhhh
Still the story goes on. On new years I was quite sensible in my alcohol consumption (cos I was hosting the party and worried about everyone else being sick which did happen)... and even on my 19th birthday I was sensible (because again I hosted a party and spent the night keeping the people who dressed up as the Incredible Hulk, that were painted in green food dye, out of my house)...so yes for two big occasions I was sensible I needed to let loose right?
So two weeks ago (I’m writing now as I think I’m only just recovered) I got invited to a party. I met my girls first at the pub for a few drinks (which we got asked to leave cos my 23 year old friend lost her id and we tried to pass mine off as hers...bad girls bad girls..:P) we then went to the other bar that doesn’t check id and I played keep up with my friend. So I was pretty well drunk BEFORE the party even was started. We then started on the tequila...a pretty innocent shot...then lots of water. So off we went to the party.
Great party too James...your friends are hot. But yes kept drinking and drinking...still having fun though. I made a tequila and coke cos I was so drunk I didn’t care how bad it tasted. I drank mine and my friend said “I don’t like mine.” So I said, “okay I’ll have it!” and that’s the last thing I remember.
I’ve been filled in on the blanks but they are too shocking to put in writing. I spent ALL of Saturday in agony...if i rolled over i felt sick. If I blinked i felt sick. And mainly I was sick. So to all those little munchkins out there that are still enjoying their cruisers and midori....take it from someone older and not really wiser... TEQUILA IS NOT GOOD. June 20 1. Keep my room tidy - it’s a mess, a feng shui disaster, an abomination. I have to finally do my washing tomorrow because I’m running out of clothes lol. 2. Do my uni work not all in the last week..okay be realistic: the night before – I’m doing architecture and there’s a LOT of work. And I did a LOT more work then what I did last year…but still I don’t think it was enough. I mean I spent the last two weeks at uni some 10-12 hour days. Does that tell u not to do architecture yet? 3. Exercise – the only exercise I do is incidental exercise like running to the bus stop cos I’m running late cos I spent too much time in the shower. I joined the gym but I quit because I felt like I should be at uni doing uni work, but usually was just at home thinking that I should be at the gym doing gym work or at uni doing uni work. 4. Eat my veggies – what can I say I’m 19 and still haven’t adapted to the taste of them. But mostly I eat what’s on my plate but I would NOT go out of my way to eat them. Especially raw. Ew. 5. Buy less clothes – but still I need more. 6. Save more money – see number 5. I do save a fair bit but every month I’m still wondering where ¾ of my pay has gone. 7. Recycle, use less water, save the trees... I’ll stop the list here. 8. Wait one more - Sleep More. Its nearly 2am yet since I'm bored I'm here!
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